34 lines
3 KiB
INI
34 lines
3 KiB
INI
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//Fun Insults on keypad "*" key
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alias insult1 "say Team Fortress 2 is also Free-To-Uninstall; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult2"
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alias insult2 "say I would insult you but nature did a better job.; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult3"
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alias insult3 "say With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult4"
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alias insult4 "say You must really like that respawn timer!; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult5"
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alias insult5 "say Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2..; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult6"
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alias insult6 "say Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg.; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult7"
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alias insult7 "say You should let your chair play, at least it knows how to support.; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult8"
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alias insult8 "say You would make a perfect stormtrooper.; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult9"
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alias insult9 "say i don't know what gets less hits... your aim or your online dating profile.; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult10"
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alias insult10 "say Yo momma so fat that when she took a teleporter, she telefragged the entire server!; bind KP_MULTIPLY insult1"
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bind KP_MULTIPLY insult1
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//Jokes on the keypad MINUS
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alias joke1 "say Why didn't the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side.; bind KP_MINUS joke2"
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alias joke2 "say What's the difference between CoD and Jarate? The jar.; bind KP_MINUS joke3"
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alias joke3 "say Why didn't the Sniper shave today? Because he never got his Razorback.; bind KP_MINUS joke4"
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alias joke4 "say Why doesn't Heavy eat fruits? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.; bind KP_MINUS joke5"
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alias joke5 "say Why is Heavy stupid? The enemy had captured his intelligence.; bind KP_MINUS joke6"
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alias joke6 "say What wakes Spy up un the morning? His Bed Ringer.; bind KP_MINUS joke7"
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alias joke7 "say How do you keep a Pyro busy? Tell it there's a Spy in the spawn room.; bind KP_MINUS joke8"
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alias joke8 "say How does the pyro pay for its groceries? With spy checks!; bind KP_MINUS joke9"
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alias joke9 "say A crate walks into a bar and orders 'the usual'.; bind KP_MINUS joke10"
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alias joke10 "say What did the heavy say when the spycicle was added? ICY SPY!; bind KP_MINUS joke11"
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alias joke11 "How does a sniper become a team player? He presses ","; bind KP_MINUS joke12"
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alias joke12 "Why can't Sniper kill girls? He only Huntsman. ; bind KP_MINUS joke13"
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alias joke13 "Why don't you trade hats with Soldier? He thinks you only deserve a metal. ; bind KP_MINUS joke14"
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alias joke14 "What's another name for spycheck? French fries. ; bind KP_MINUS joke15"
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alias joke15 "What trick did Medic teach his dog? Heel. ; bind KP_MINUS joke16"
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alias joke16 "A medic, demoman, two soldiers and two scouts walk into a caf�. Why a caf�? They don't like pubs. ; bind KP_MINUS joke17"
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alias joke17 "Where is the best place to find a Player with an unusual? The Chatbox. ; bind KP_MINUS joke18"
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alias joke18 "How do you get scout's mum into bed? Enforcer. ; bind KP_MINUS joke19"
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alias joke19 "What is the bodyshotting' Snipers favorite voice command? I am fully charged! ; bind KP_MINUS joke1"
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bind KP_MINUS joke5
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