alias scouttext1 "say where jogger get soda; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias scouttext2 "say how speed man become super blur; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias scouttext3 "say how to launch ball as call center guy; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias scouttext4 "say how does triathlon winner get home run; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias scouttext5 "say how u jump high as sports player; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias scouttext6 "say how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias scouttext7 "say how white usain bolt sponsor pepsi; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias scout_diceroll_1 "alias scout_result scouttext1; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_2"
alias scout_diceroll_2 "alias scout_result scouttext2; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_3"
alias scout_diceroll_3 "alias scout_result scouttext3; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_4"
alias scout_diceroll_4 "alias scout_result scouttext4; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_5"
alias scout_diceroll_5 "alias scout_result scouttext5; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_6"
alias scout_diceroll_6 "alias scout_result scouttext6; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_7"
alias scout_diceroll_7 "alias scout_result scouttext7; alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_1"
alias scout_diceroll scout_diceroll_1

alias soldiertext1 "say how to fly as captain america; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext2 "say how warrior dig with shovel; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext3 "say how fighter guy play trumpet; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext4 "say american man how use jetpack; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext5 "say how to superjump with soldieR; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext6 "say how do make patriot fly; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext7 "say how make u.s. marine go air force; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext8 "say how to raise flag as patriot; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext9 "say where infantry fellow get gunboots; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias soldiertext10 "say explain how fighterman get a-bomb launcher; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias soldier_diceroll_1 "alias soldier_result soldiertext1; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_2"
alias soldier_diceroll_2 "alias soldier_result soldiertext2; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_3"
alias soldier_diceroll_3 "alias soldier_result soldiertext3; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_4"
alias soldier_diceroll_4 "alias soldier_result soldiertext4; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_5"
alias soldier_diceroll_5 "alias soldier_result soldiertext5; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_6"
alias soldier_diceroll_6 "alias soldier_result soldiertext6; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_7"
alias soldier_diceroll_7 "alias soldier_result soldiertext7; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_8"
alias soldier_diceroll_8 "alias soldier_result soldiertext8; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_9"
alias soldier_diceroll_9 "alias soldier_result soldiertext9; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_10"
alias soldier_diceroll_10 "alias soldier_result soldiertext10; alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_1"
alias soldier_diceroll soldier_diceroll_1

alias pyrotext1 "say how do i shoot air as masked ignition man; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias pyrotext2 "say how nasa spaceman do the fire jump; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias pyrotext3 "say how do to street fighter move as the fireman; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias pyrotext4 "say how to signal friends with rubber suit guy; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias pyrotext5 "say how astronaut suit eat candy; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias pyro_diceroll_1 "alias pyro_result pyrotext1; alias pyro_diceroll pyro_diceroll_2"
alias pyro_diceroll_2 "alias pyro_result pyrotext2; alias pyro_diceroll pyro_diceroll_3"
alias pyro_diceroll_3 "alias pyro_result pyrotext3; alias pyro_diceroll pyro_diceroll_4"
alias pyro_diceroll_4 "alias pyro_result pyrotext4; alias pyro_diceroll pyro_diceroll_5"
alias pyro_diceroll_5 "alias pyro_result pyrotext5; alias pyro_diceroll pyro_diceroll_1"
alias pyro_diceroll pyro_diceroll_1

alias demomantext1 "say how do i fly as demonstration man; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias demomantext2 "say how to shoot annoying baseball player; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias demomantext3 "say how somali pirate get pegleg; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias demoman_diceroll_1 "alias demoman_result demomantext1; alias demoman_diceroll demoman_diceroll_2"
alias demoman_diceroll_2 "alias demoman_result demomantext2; alias demoman_diceroll demoman_diceroll_3"
alias demoman_diceroll_3 "alias demoman_result demomantext3; alias demoman_diceroll demoman_diceroll_1"
alias demoman_diceroll demoman_diceroll_1

alias heavytext1 "say how russian president consume breadwich; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias heavytext2 "say how do you put your sandvich on a plate; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias heavytext3 "say where vladimir putin find boxing glove; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias heavy_diceroll_1 "alias heavy_result heavytext1; alias heavy_diceroll heavy_diceroll_2"
alias heavy_diceroll_2 "alias heavy_result heavytext2; alias heavy_diceroll heavy_diceroll_3"
alias heavy_diceroll_3 "alias heavy_result heavytext3; alias heavy_diceroll heavy_diceroll_1"
alias heavy_diceroll heavy_diceroll_1

alias engineertext1 "say how does build gas pump as cowboy mister; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext2 "say how engine man use calculator; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext3 "say how inventor produce vending machine; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext4 "say when can construction worker put soda machine; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext5 "say how architect get more minerals; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext6 "say how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext7 "say how coal miner play missile command with wrungler; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext8 "say how country singer play guitar; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext9 "say why to build turret as construction worker; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext10 "say how earn points as mechanic; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext11 "say how activate forcefield on turret; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext12 "say B> turret controler; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext13 "say how do make gun robots bigger as suspender dude; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext14 "say how i build helth robot; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext15 "say how build centuries; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext16 "say how do I make healing box; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias engineertext17 "say how texas man get can opener hand; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias engineer_diceroll_1 "alias engineer_result engineertext1; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_2"
alias engineer_diceroll_2 "alias engineer_result engineertext2; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_3"
alias engineer_diceroll_3 "alias engineer_result engineertext3; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_4"
alias engineer_diceroll_4 "alias engineer_result engineertext4; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_5"
alias engineer_diceroll_5 "alias engineer_result engineertext5; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_6"
alias engineer_diceroll_6 "alias engineer_result engineertext6; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_7"
alias engineer_diceroll_7 "alias engineer_result engineertext7; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_8"
alias engineer_diceroll_8 "alias engineer_result engineertext8; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_9"
alias engineer_diceroll_9 "alias engineer_result engineertext9; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_10"
alias engineer_diceroll_10 "alias engineer_result engineertext10; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_11"
alias engineer_diceroll_11 "alias engineer_result engineertext11; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_12"
alias engineer_diceroll_12 "alias engineer_result engineertext12; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_13"
alias engineer_diceroll_13 "alias engineer_result engineertext13; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_14"
alias engineer_diceroll_14 "alias engineer_result engineertext14; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_15"
alias engineer_diceroll_15 "alias engineer_result engineertext15; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_16"
alias engineer_diceroll_16 "alias engineer_result engineertext16; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_17"
alias engineer_diceroll_17 "alias engineer_result engineertext17; alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_1"
alias engineer_diceroll engineer_diceroll_1

alias medictext1 "say how to glow as healing scientist; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias medictext2 "say how i go shiny as the dentist; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias medictext3 "say how use uber charge; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias medictext4 "say how medicine man unlock supersaw; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias medictext5 "say how make megaheal; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias medictext6 "say what button to glow ghost buster; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias medictext7 "say how professorman inside eggshell; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias medic_diceroll_1 "alias medic_result medictext1; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_2"
alias medic_diceroll_2 "alias medic_result medictext2; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_3"
alias medic_diceroll_3 "alias medic_result medictext3; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_4"
alias medic_diceroll_4 "alias medic_result medictext4; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_5"
alias medic_diceroll_5 "alias medic_result medictext5; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_6"
alias medic_diceroll_6 "alias medic_result medictext6; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_7"
alias medic_diceroll_7 "alias medic_result medictext7; alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_1"
alias medic_diceroll medic_diceroll_1

alias snipertext1 "say as australian long-gun man how does throw apple juice; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias snipertext2 "say how do outback steakhouse guy do the telescope; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias snipertext3 "say pls say how does outback shooterman piss on wankers; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias snipertext4 "say how archer wanker shoot fire; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias sniper_diceroll_1 "alias sniper_result snipertext1; alias sniper_diceroll sniper_diceroll_2"
alias sniper_diceroll_2 "alias sniper_result snipertext2; alias sniper_diceroll sniper_diceroll_3"
alias sniper_diceroll_3 "alias sniper_result snipertext3; alias sniper_diceroll sniper_diceroll_4"
alias sniper_diceroll_4 "alias sniper_result snipertext4; alias sniper_diceroll sniper_diceroll_1"
alias sniper_diceroll sniper_diceroll_1

alias spytext1 "say what button make suit man go transperent; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext2 "say how make tuxedo terrorist do lobster dance; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext3 "say how to reprogram cannons with french businessman; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext4 "say who can then the secret agent become the other team; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext5 "say why masked tuxedo man change color; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext6 "say how masked artist make ice sculptures; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext7 "say how suit waiter download mixtape; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext8 "say what do i do with spy radio; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext9 "say plz hElp i lost my transform tool; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias spytext10 "say how ski mask guy listen to radio; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias spy_diceroll_1 "alias spy_result spytext1; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_2"
alias spy_diceroll_2 "alias spy_result spytext2; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_3"
alias spy_diceroll_3 "alias spy_result spytext3; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_4"
alias spy_diceroll_4 "alias spy_result spytext4; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_5"
alias spy_diceroll_5 "alias spy_result spytext5; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_6"
alias spy_diceroll_6 "alias spy_result spytext6; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_7"
alias spy_diceroll_7 "alias spy_result spytext7; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_8"
alias spy_diceroll_8 "alias spy_result spytext8; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_9"
alias spy_diceroll_9 "alias spy_result spytext9; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_10"
alias spy_diceroll_10 "alias spy_result spytext10; alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_1"
alias spy_diceroll spy_diceroll_1

alias othertext1 "say what button to dance; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext2 "say how eyeball shoot eyeballs; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext3 "say what button for random krit; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext4 "say where is the radar; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext5 "say how to switch profession; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext6 "say how to check score; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext7 "say how unlock gold rank; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext8 "say how to crounch; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext9 "say how to place poster; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext10 "say how u get the proof perches; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext11 "say they are shooting at us from some place; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext12 "say how do i sprint; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext13 "say WHO fired a rocket; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"
alias othertext14 "say how can push explody train down choo choo track; trashcan_cycle; unbindnum"

alias other_diceroll_1 "alias other_result othertext1; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_2"
alias other_diceroll_2 "alias other_result othertext2; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_3"
alias other_diceroll_3 "alias other_result othertext3; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_4"
alias other_diceroll_4 "alias other_result othertext4; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_5"
alias other_diceroll_5 "alias other_result othertext5; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_6"
alias other_diceroll_6 "alias other_result othertext6; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_7"
alias other_diceroll_7 "alias other_result othertext7; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_8"
alias other_diceroll_8 "alias other_result othertext8; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_9"
alias other_diceroll_9 "alias other_result othertext9; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_10"
alias other_diceroll_10 "alias other_result othertext10; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_11"
alias other_diceroll_11 "alias other_result othertext11; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_12"
alias other_diceroll_12 "alias other_result othertext12; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_13"
alias other_diceroll_13 "alias other_result othertext13; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_14"
alias other_diceroll_14 "alias other_result othertext14; alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_1"
alias other_diceroll other_diceroll_1

alias trashcan_cycle "scout_diceroll; soldier_diceroll; pyro_diceroll; demoman_diceroll; heavy_diceroll; engineer_diceroll; medic_diceroll; sniper_diceroll; spy_diceroll; other_diceroll"

alias trashmessage	"alias message echo Chat binds switched to: Trashtalk."

alias switchtrash "unbindnum; alias KP_1 scout_result;alias KP_2 soldier_result;alias KP_3 pyro_result;alias KP_4 demoman_result;alias KP_5 heavy_result;alias KP_6 engineer_result;alias KP_7 medic_result;alias KP_8 sniper_result;alias KP_9 spy_result;alias kp_plussign other_result; trashcan_cycle; trashmessage; showonscreen"